Andrew Whipple

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Oscars 2k23

Published 03/10/2024

Personal Oscars

2022 - 2021 - 2020 - 2019 - 2018

Oscies!!!!

We begin with the personal picks, if I had the power to make my own nominations. I count (generally) based on US theatrical or streaming wide release, which I think only really impacts one movie this year, but we'll see.

My personal winner is bolded and italicized.

Supporting Actor

  • Swann Arlaud (Anatomy Of A Fall)
  • Robert De Niro (Killers Of The Flower Moon)
  • Robert Downey Jr. (Oppenheimer)
  • Tom Hanks (Asteroid City)
  • John Magaro (Past Lives)

Supporting Actress

  • Maya Hawke (Maestro)
  • Kathryn Hunter (Poor Things)
  • Rachel McAdams (Are You There God? It's Me Margaret)
  • Cara Jade Myers (Killers Of The Flower Moon)
  • Tilda Swinton (The Killer)

Actor

  • Ryan Gosling (Barbie)
  • Charles Melton (May December)
  • Cillian Murphy (Oppenheimer)
  • Jason Schwartzman (Asteroid City)
  • Jeffrey Wright (American Fiction)

Actress

  • Lily Gladstone (Killers Of The Flower Moon)
  • Park Ji-min (Return To Seoul)
  • Cailee Spaeny (Priscilla)
  • Emma Stone (Poor Things)
  • Michelle Williams (Showing Up)

Ensemble

  • Asteroid City
  • Barbie
  • How To Blow Up A Pipeline
  • Killers Of The Flower Moon
  • Oppenheimer

Score

  • Jerskin Fendrix (Poor Things)
  • Ludwig Goransson (Oppenheimer)
  • Joe Hisaishi (The Boy And The Heron)
  • Daniel Pemberton (Spider-man: Across The Spider-verse)
  • Robbie Robertson (Killers Of The Flower Moon)

Screenplay

Includes both Adapted and Original

  • Wes Anderson, Roman Coppola (Asteroid City)
  • Kelly Fremon Craig (Are You There God? It's Me Margaret)
  • Matt Johnson, Matthew Miller (Blackberry)
  • Christopher Nolan (Oppenheimer)
  • Eric Roth, Martin Scorcese (Killers Of The Flower Moon)

Debut Film

Has to be the director's first full-length narrative film, shorts and student films and (generally) TV movies aren't counted against them

  • Raine Allen-Miller (Rye Lane)
  • Cord Jefferson (American Fiction)
  • Celine Song (Past Lives)

Director

  • Wes Anderson (Asteroid City)
  • Sofia Coppola (Priscilla)
  • Daniel Goldhaber (How To Blow Up A Pipeline)
  • Christopher Nolan (Oppenheimer)
  • Kelly Reichardt (Showing Up)

Picture

  • Anatomy Of A Fall
  • Asteroid City
  • The Boy And The Heron
  • How To Blow Up A Pipeline
  • Killers Of The Flower Moon
  • Oppenheimer
  • Poor Things
  • Priscilla
  • Return To Seoul
  • Showing Up

Real Oscars

The Oscars are an actual thing that also exists, so here are my picks for that! Last year I got 17/23

Original Screenplay

Should Win: Anatomy Of A Fall

Will Win: Anatomy Of A Fall

Adapted Screenplay

Should Win: Oppenheimer

Will Win: American Fiction

Visual Effects

Should Win: ¯\(ツ)

Will Win: Godzilla Minus One

Sound

Should Win: Oppenheimer

Will Win: Oppenheimer

Live Action Short

Should Win: ¯\(ツ)/¯ ¯\(ツ)

Will Win: The Wonderful Story Of Henry Sugar

Animated Short

Should Win: ¯\(ツ)/¯ ¯\(ツ)/¯ ¯\(ツ)

Will Win: Letter To A Pig

Production Design:

Should Win: Barbie

Will Win: Poor Things

Original Song

Should Win: I'm Just Ken (Barbie)

Will Win: What Was I Made For? (Barbie)

Score

Should Win: Killers Of The Flower Moon

Will Win: Oppenheimer

Makeup And Hairstyling

Should Win: Oppenheimer

Will Win: Maestro

International Feature

Should Win: ¯\(ツ)/¯ ¯\(ツ)/¯ ¯\(ツ)/¯ ¯\(ツ)

Will Win: The Zone Of Interest

Editing

Should Win: Oppenheimer

Will Win: Oppenheimer

Documentary Short

Should Win: ¯\(ツ)/¯ ¯\(ツ)/¯ ¯\(ツ)/¯ ¯\(ツ)/¯ ¯\(ツ)

Will Win: The ABCs of Book Banning

Documentary Feature

Should Win: ¯\(ツ)/¯ ¯\(ツ)/¯ ¯\(ツ)/¯ ¯\(ツ)/¯ ¯\(ツ)/¯ ¯\(ツ)

Will Win: 20 Days In Mariupol

Director

Should Win: Christopher Nolan (Oppenheimer)

Will Win: Christopher Nolan (Oppenheimer)

Costume Design

Should Win: Poor Things

Will Win: Poor Things

Cinematography

Should Win: Oppenheimer

Will Win: Oppenheimer

Animated Feature

Should Win: The Boy And The Heron

Will Win: The Boy And The Heron

Supporting Actress

Should Win: probably Da'vine Joy Randolph? I didn't see The Holdovers but I affirmatively think Emily Blunt and America Ferrera should NOT win

Will Win: Da'vine Joy Randolph (The Holdovers)

Supporting Actor

Should Win: Robert De Niro (Killers Of The Flower Moon)

Will Win: Robert Downey Jr. (Oppenheimer)

Actress

Should Win: truly a 50/50 tie between Lily Gladstone (Killers Of The Flower Moon) and Emma Stone (Poor Things)

Will Win: Lily Gladstone (Killers Of The Flower Moon)

Actor

Should Win: Cillian Murphy (Oppenheimer)

Will Win: Cillian Murphy (Oppenheimer)

Picture

Should Win: Oppenheimer

Will Win: Oppenheimer