Personal Oscars

2018

That time again, let's do some Oscies Picks!!!! First up are my personal picks as if I were able to snap my fingers and make my own nomination slate law.

My personal winner is the one who is bolded and italicized.

Supporting Actor

• Chris Evans (Knives Out)
• Al Pacino (The Irishman)
• Joe Pesci (The Irishman)
• Brad Pitt (Once Upon A Time In Hollywood)
• Wesley Snipes (Dolemite Is My Name)

Supporting Actress

• Billie Lourd (Booksmart)
• Florence Pugh (Little Women)
• Margaret Qualley (Once Upon A Time In Hollywood)
• Zhao Shuzhen (The Farewell)
• Park So-dam (Parasite)

Actor

• Leonardo DiCaprio (Once Upon A Time In Hollywood)
• Song Kang-ho (Parasite)
• Eddie Murphey (Dolemite Is My Name)
• Brad Pitt (Ad Astra)
• Adam Sandler (Uncut Gems)

Actress

• Awkwafina (The Farewell)
• Jessie Buckley (Wild Rose)
• Lupita Nyong'o (Us)
• Florence Pugh (Midsommar)
• Saoirse Ronan (Little Women)

Note: Yeah that's right DOUBLE PUGH BAYBEEEEEE

Director

• Ari Aster (Midsommar)
• Greta Gerwig (Little Women)
• Rian Johnson (Knives Out)
• Bong Joon-ho (Parasite)
• Lulu Wang (The Farewell)

Picture

• Ad Astra
• Avengers Endgame
• Booksmart
• The Farewell
• Knives Out
• Little Women
• Midsommar
• Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
• Parasite
• Ready Or Not

Real Oscars

And now the picks of the real nominees.

Original Screenplay

Should Win: Parasite

Will Win: Parasite

Adapted Screenplay

Should Win: Little Women

Will Win: Jojo Rabbit

Visual Effects

Should Win: 1917

Will Win: 1917

Sound Mixing

Should Win: Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

Will Win: 1917

Sound Editing

Should Win: Ford v Ferrari

Will Win: 1917

Live Action Short

Should Win: ¯\(ツ)/¯

Will Win: Brotherhood

Animated Short

Should Win: ¯\(ツ)/¯ ¯\(ツ)/¯

Will Win: Hair Love

Production Design:

Should Win: Parasite

Will Win: Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

Original Song

Should Win: Idk I guess the rocketman song

Will Win: Stand Up (Harriet)

Score

Should Win: Little Women

Will Win: Joker

Makeup And Hairstyling

Should Win: Bombshell

Will Win: Bombshell

Foreign Language Film

Should Win: Parasite

Will Win: Parasite

Editing

Should Win: Ford v Ferrari

Will Win: Ford v Ferrari

Documentary Short

Should Win: ¯\(ツ)/¯ ¯\(ツ)/¯ ¯\(ツ)/¯

Will Win: Learning To Skateboard In A War Zone

Documentary Feature

Should Win: American Factory

Will Win: American Factory

Director

Should Win: Bong Joon-ho (Parasite)

Will Win: Sam Mendes (1917)

Costume Design

Should Win: Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

Will Win: Little Women

Cinematography

Should Win: 1917

Will Win: 1917

Animated Feature

Should Win: Klaus

Will Win: Klaus

Supporting Actress

Should Win: Florence Pugh (Little Women)

Will Win: Laura Dern (Marriage Story)

Supporting Actor

Should Win: Al Pacino (The Irishman)

Will Win: Brad Pitt (Once Upon A Time In Hollywood)

Actress

Should Win: Saoirse Ronan (Little Women)

Will Win: Charlize Theron (Bombshell)

Actor

Should Win: Leonardo DiCaprio (Once Upon A Time In Hollywood)

Will Win: Joaquin Phoenix (Joker)

Best Picture

Should Win: Little Women

Will Win: Parasite