Andrew Whipple

The Protector and King of Chilladelphia

IT'S HERE AND IT'S PERFECT 🔗

Published 4/9/2016 (Permalink 📌)

SERIOUSLY. IT'S EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED.

PERFECTION INCARNATE.

-Andrew "CARLY GOTTA LET IT GO" W.


Why Must You Tease Us So Carly? 🔗

Published 4/5/2016 (Permalink 📌)

Apparently the new video for the excellent track "Boy Problems" by the Queen of All Creation Carly Rae Jepsen is a transcendent wonderful thing.

It is so good, and the transition from gloomy grey sadness to disco-lit glee is incredible, and we don’t deserve it, but we’ve been given it so might as well appreciate below.

....BUT TOO BAD IT WASN'T ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO COME OUT AND WAS PULLED. AND PULLED JUST BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO WATCH IT.

Update: The video has been taken down, but the official, final version will be released next week, according to Jepsen’s reps.

Now I have to wait a week like a jerk.

Whatever.

-Andrew "First Carly Bae Post On My New Website, That Makes It Real" W.


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